Enkanav

Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:55:11 GMT

1) If we say 'MUMMY', they come together & go apart when we say DADDY':

2) What goes up & never comes down:

3) Patches over patches but no stitches:

4) What is that we cannot see, but is always before you:

5) What goes up & down a hill, but never moves:

6) You can never wet it:

7) What belongs to You, but used by your friends more often you do:

what does your name mean?

Fri, 09 Feb 2007 08:30:21 GMT

What Vidya Means

V is for Virginal

I is for Innocent

D is for Dramatic

Y is for Yummy

A is for Alluring

What Does Your Name Mean?

puzzle

Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:58:51 GMT

Hi Friends
One question : 1. Rich man needs ______
2. Poor man has ______
3. If u will eat ______
u will die. One word fits in all three blanks. Solve the problem

Virus

Tue, 29 Aug 2006 05:38:23 GMT

Dear All,

Dangerous Virus - More deadly than AIDS -Fortunately there is a Rremedy!!!

This to inform that....

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub.

Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).

The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ).

But this is only available for those who can afford it; the next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

This virus is DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).

Update

After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE.

But it may require a more generous application.

Regards,

The Beauty Of A Woman

Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:08:50 GMT

The beauty of a woman
Is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure that she carries,
Or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman
Must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.

The beauty of a woman
Is not a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman
Is reflected in her soul.

It is the caring she lovingly gives,
The Passion that she shows.
The beauty of a woman with passing years --
only grows and grows.

Author: Ardem

Words Association Game

Wed, 17 May 2006 08:56:39 GMT

The Basic Rules to our Word Association game:

1. there will be three clue words given to begin each round,

2. the answer word will be related to all three clue words,

3. the answer word may appear either before or after the clues given,

4. the answer word has to be a word, as it stands alone (no word parts).

here is an example and answer to give you an idea of how it will go...

Clues:
BOX/CREAM/LAND

Answer=Ice= ice box/ ice cream/Iceland

**********************************************

OK, HERE GOES OUR FIRST ROUND OF CLUES:

SET/SPRING/SIDES

Riddle

Thu, 11 May 2006 05:28:17 GMT

I have a wonderful new riddle for you.......can you
guess what these words have in common?

START/ABRIDGE/ABOUT/STONE?

heh heh heeeeeeeeeeee
this'll drive ya crazzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

reply ur answers,

Thu, 11 May 2006 05:25:50 GMT

You Will Die at Age 82

Congratulations! You take good care of yourself.
You're poised to live a long, healthy life.

What Age Will You Die?

wat flower i am

Thu, 20 Apr 2006 05:50:18 GMT

You Are a Purple Flower

A purple flower tends to represent success, grace, and elegance.
At times, you are faithful like a violet.
And other times, you represent luxury, like a wisteria.
And more than you wish, you find yourself heartbroken like a lilac.

What Color Flower Are You?

Trip to Shravanabelagola

Sat, 18 Feb 2006 05:21:36 GMT

A short unexpected trip to shravanabelagola was made by me with my collegues. That was a cool trip, the plan for trip was made by other collegues, but it had happened with other 6 of us. I would like to thank for my collegues who planned and collegues who had been and sid who gave us his CAR.

Photo courtesy: thejuand chandrahasa. More about the trip on their blogs. To know more about the history of statue have look at fiveonehalf blogs

Mon, 13 Feb 2006 07:27:12 GMT

Your Career Type: Social

You are helpful, friendly, and trustworthy.
Your talents lie in teaching, nursing, giving information, and solving social problems.

You would make an excellent:

Counselor - Dental Hygienist - Librarian
Nurse - Parole Officer - Personal Trainer
Physical Therapist - Social Worker - Teacher

The worst career options for your are realistic careers, like truck driver or farmer.

What's Your Ideal Career?

Glory of Malayalam

Tue, 08 Nov 2005 06:55:57 GMT

Malayalam is the major language of the state of Kerala, in southern India. Malayalam has a script of its own. Malayalam is the longest language name in English which is a palindrome.

Jnanpith Award (pronounced Gyanpeeth Award) is the highest literary honour presented by the Government of India.

The award was instituted in 1961 and the first award was given to the Malayalam:-

1. 1965 - Shankara Kurup - Odakkuzhal (flute)

2. 1980 - S.K. Pottekkatt - Oru Desattinte Katha (Story of a nation)

3. 1984 - Takazhi Sivashankara Pillai

4. 1995 - M.T. Vasudevan Nair

[ If any of you have any better information, please add . . .
so that, all of us will know the glory of Malayalam]

anniversary

Wed, 13 Jul 2005 06:41:10 GMT

I had completed my one year in Applibase. I enjoyed a lot as i was the younger than all in my office, but now........... . I got mobile set as gift from my collegues on my birthday. I learnt many things. Thx for Applibase. Thx for
ashonnetpreethidasashruthi_dipalimatattackpramodthejuprasad

Flickr

Wed, 18 May 2005 06:47:25 GMT

This is a test post from , a fancy photo sharing thing.

Mon, 16 May 2005 12:39:20 GMT

*Understanding Engineers - Take one *-------------------------------------------- To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. *Understanding Engineers - Take two *--------------------------------------------- A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hello, George! what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?" *Understanding Engineers - Take three* -------------------------------------------- What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets. *Understanding Engineers - Take four *-------------------------------------------- The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?" *Understanding Engineers - Take five *------------------------------------------ Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?" *Understanding Engineers - Take Six --------------------------------------------- Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. *Understanding Engineers - Take seven* --------------------------------------------- An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want." Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool." i got this link from kitanaor</lj>

glory of kannada

Tue, 05 Apr 2005 12:00:22 GMT

I got these information from one of my friend so thought of posting it here.

1] Kannada is the third oldest language of India.( After . . Sanskrit & Tamil )

2] kannada is as old as 2000 years.

3]Kannada is 99.99% perfect - logically and scientifically.

4] We got 7 Gnana peetha awards. Look at other languages . . .
Hindi -- 6, Telugu - 2, Malayalam - 3, Tamil -- 2 ( Second one
during 2005 )

5]Shri VINOBA BHAVE has called kannada script as QUEEN OF WORLD SCRIPTS - " Vishwa lipigala Raani - kannada "

6] So called international language -- English do not have its own Script. English is written in " ROMAN "

7] So called national Language -- hindi do not have its own script. Hindi is written in " Deva nagari "

8] Though Tamil has a script, logically it is imperfect -- as common letters are used for many pronunciations.

KANNADA IS AS OLD AS 2000 YEARS, YOU CAN WRITE WHAT YOU SPEAK, YOU CAN READ WHAT YOU WRITE.

9] When " kaviraja maarga was written . . ." kaaveriyimda ,
gOdaavarivaregirpa ... " by Amogha varsha nripathumga, English was in cradle & hindi was not born at all.

SO . . .LET US HAVE PRIDE IN USING KANNADA "

[ If any of you have any better information, please add . . .
so that, all of us will know the glory of Kannada ]

operation sanjeevini

Tue, 01 Mar 2005 08:58:06 GMT

If you are in US, in case of accidents & medical emergencies you will dial 911 for help. similarly in UK you may dial 999.

What about in Bangalore? for that matter in any city of India?

All these days the victims were at the mercy of Auto drivers to take us to the hospital. But, now this desperate condition no longer exists, at least in Bangalore. You have to dial just 1062. An Ambulance with paramedics will be there at your door step or at the accident spot with in 10 minutes.

On 23rd evening, at Hotel Atria, Bangalore there was a small function to thank the crew of "OPERATION SANJEEVINI" (the team behind 1062) on the occassion of saving 100th life in Bangalore. The victims spoke how their lives (and family) were saved by telephoning 1062.

Dear Friends, Operation sanjeevini is a network of hospitals having dedicated abulances to manage Accidents & emergencies in and around Bangalore. You have to just call 1062 anywhere within 100 km radius of Bangalore, you will get help.

THIS IS FREE OF COST!!!!Please utilise this when you need it and spread this message to all of your friends, kiths & kins.

bye, thank u for reading

friendship

Tue, 19 Oct 2004 09:59:41 GMT

"A good friend is like a computer; she enters your life, saves you in her heart, formats your problem, and never deletes you from her memory. It's really wonderful knowing, your Life ends when u stop dreaming, hope ends when u stop believing, love ends when u stop caring, Friendship ends when u stop sharing. It's not an achievement to make 100 Friends in a year but an achievement is to make a Friend for 100 years. "

Love

Thu, 30 Sep 2004 08:56:45 GMT

Longest is Mother's Love, Shortest is Others Love... Sweetest is

Lover's Love but Strongest is Friend's Love..

Phases of a Man

Thu, 30 Sep 2004 08:43:22 GMT

The Different Phases of a Man

(1)Before Finding a Girl - Spider man,

(2)After Finding his Girl - Superman,

(3)After Engagement - Gentleman ,

(4)After marriage - Watchman,

(5)10 yrs after marriage - Doberman

guidelines

Tue, 17 Aug 2004 10:14:44 GMT

Hi, i have joined for Company Secretariat course i want any of my friends who are doing same course to guide me.

Independence Day

Tue, 17 Aug 2004 09:48:36 GMT

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57 years after Independence, just thinking of the thousands of people who sacrificed everything for that one sole reason "FREEDOM", just that one thought makes me feel proud to be an Indian..</a>.

I am not sure that we are enjoying our Freedom
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The Twelve Passengers

Thu, 05 Aug 2004 12:32:13 GMT

       A strange stagecoach drew up just as the bells were chiming midnight. Even though it was the New year, the sentry rushed out to check on the passengers, twelve in number and all very strange.

      The first was well dressed and must have been an important person because everyone else was watching him with an air of hopefulness. He said his name was January and then he darted off, saying that he had thousands of things to think of for the whole year.

      The second passenger said he knew that his life was short and his days were numbered,just twenty-eight in all, and so he wanted to enjoy himself while he could. His rowdy fun making annoyed the sentries, but he replied haughtily: "Don't you know me? I am February, the prince of the carnival.

Don March the third passengers was thin and moody. The fourth passenger pointed out the silver of moon to march and told him it was a silver treasure, but this was obviously and April fool's joke. To make up for it, madam May sang one of her lovely blossom-time songs.

   June and July were both dressed in summer wear and their only belongings were their swimming costumes. Mother August had a basket of fruit and she must have been very rich. She was overweight and perspiring although she claimed that she love to go for walks in the countryside.

The ninth passenger, professional September, was an artist renowned his method of painting leaves. The tenth, count October, knew all about agriculture, but his words were constantly drowned out by the sneeze of his neighbour, November, a palling type with a constant cold.

     Granddad December, the last passenger carried with him the fir to which at Christmas he planned decorates with lights and tinsel.

     The sentry carefully chechked their passports and then saluted them. A very good year to all the month family, he said cordially.

WORKING DAYS

Fri, 30 Jul 2004 13:01:21 GMT

In a year - 365 days
LESS sleep 8hrs - 122 days
----
243
Recreation 8hrs 122
---
121
52 sundays 52
---
69
52 half day/
26days 26
----
43
1/2hr for lunch
or 16 days 16
----
27
21days leave
in a year 21
----
6
5 legal holiday 5
----
1 = working day in a year
-----

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 09:01:39 GMT

</a>He who mistrusts most should be trusted least
A Little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind.
Marriage is like ordering dinner in a restuarant. You always think you made the right choice until you see what the other fellow has.</a>

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